March 3rd, 2006

The Perfect Monkey Tankpants Theme Song

Finished the lyrics to the Tank Pants Theme song. Since Tankey’s from French Canadia the theme song naturally had to be in French… and thanks to my minimal knowledge of French (and of course babelfish), we have:

Ane d’or (The Golden Ass)


Ane d’or

O Canadia Francais
c’est un grand cliche
pourqoui ainsi blase?
vous avez rase
les taxis
les hippies
ils sont des conneries
technologie
ce Monkey
ils sont des conneries

bon chance tank pance bon chance
bon chance l’ane d’or
bon chance

j’ecrase vos batiments
et je jette le cement

je detruis vos rues
et tout le vous

les hippies
ils sont des conneries

technologie
ce Monkey
ils sont des conneries

bon chance tank pance bon chance
bon chance l’ane d’or
bon chance

The Golden Ass

O French Canadia
Such a grand cliche
why so blase?
You’ve shaved
the taxis
the hipsters
they’re all a load of &^%$
technology
thatMonkey
they’re all a load of *&%!

good luck tank pants good luck
good luck you golden ass
good luck

I crush your buildings
and I throw cement

I destroy your streets
and all of you

the hipsters
they’re all a load of &^%$

technology
that Monkey
they’re all a load of *&%!

good luck tank pants good luck
good luck you golden ass
good luck